I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
