what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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