The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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