Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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