We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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