I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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