The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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