Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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