clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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