Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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