he wants to bone in the snuggie
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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