The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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