How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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