Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He shit in the fireplace
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
