Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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