The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
as a side note pls kill me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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