But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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