So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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