Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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