Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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