Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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