talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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