ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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