uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You took a bar mat shot.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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