god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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