And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
