Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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