So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i've created a new STD.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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