Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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