fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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