People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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