I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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