Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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