The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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