I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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