so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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