I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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