i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Randomize
