With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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