Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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