I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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