it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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