I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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