how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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