i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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