After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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