what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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