I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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