But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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