So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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