There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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