i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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