some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Green mimosas i think yes
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
